Apr 14, 2011, 11:36 PM // 23:36
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Ascalonian Squire
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I'll Make You Feel Better!
Life in Guild Wars is harsh. Grinding long and hard for that item only to be deleted on your mule. Desperately PMing your Tyrian love-life trying to scrape enough ectos to impress her except oh... she's already fallen for someone... and even his wagon wheels are FOW. Getting anywhere requires wholesale slaughter of Charr, Ettins, "humans", and beasts of all imagination. There's hardly any peace! And when you do reach civilization, everyone's only looking to make a quick buck off each other by loudly proclaiming their wares over and over again!
WELL DON'T WORRY, IN SPITE OF ALL THE CRUELTY AND BANALITY OF THIS MISERABLE EXISTENCE (perhaps even more if you are an Elonian), DOOPDOOP IS HERE TO CHEER YOU UP!
I'll make you feel better! I'll follow you around town popping fireworks (PROVIDED BY CLIENT ONLY SEE TERMS AND CONDITIONS) proclaiming your greatness to others, and whisper you encouraging statements when you feel down! And you bet I'll be visiting team chat as long as you've got the money, BUDDY!
I'll turn that into and if I hang around enough you'll be in no time!
Who said you couldn't buy friends? I'll be your best friend forever, because you're paying for it!
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